freeindarknessandinlight: My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself Doing this right now actually…
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
Sorry about all these giveaway reblogs... but, you...
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
jesus-christ-official: - i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs - i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet - i will let u boop my nose whenever - i am expert at cuddling - easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in - please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays