This is the second time I have reblogged this! (I want this)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens..
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you beautiful inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT, DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE NO SWITCHING TABS
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...